Hey Hugh Janus, what ever happened to the police friends you threatened me with? I am still waiting, staying rent free in yer head. I have coffee and Danish here for them, if you want to wake up the chief.
After you roll out of your tent, if your phone has enough power you can call him.
Tell him to return my chainsaw, he borrowed it last week.
It's like what your momma said this morning, once I rolled her onto her back. "He's such a special boy. I just wish I had never gotten him that computer. He said he just wanted to play Grand Theft Auto".
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