FOR SALE: One (1) Truck Cap, Desperately Seeking New Home — $150
Ladies, gentlemen, and fellow truck enthusiasts: gather ’round for the deal of the century.
This is a genuine, road-tested camper shell off a 2016 Toyota TACOMA, 6-foot bed. It has spent its life protecting cargo, keeping the rain off, and generally being an excellent, quiet passenger who never complains about gas mileage.
Why is it for sale? Honestly? I just need it GONE. This isn’t a “getting top dollar” situation — this is a “please back your truck up to my driveway and take it away” situation. $150 and it’s yours. That’s less than an ex-wife, less than child support, and WAY less than bail money.
• Tinted windows (mysterious, like it’s hiding secrets — it’s not fancy
• Fits 6’ Tundra beds like a glove
• Comes with zero drama and one slightly dusty locking mechanism
• Structurally sound, cosmetically “has lived a life”
What it does NOT come with:
• Excuses
• A long negotiation process
• Patience for lowballers (it’s already $150, my friend)
If you’ve got a truck, a pickup, and a can-do attitude, this cap wants to come live at your house. First come, first served — bring muscle, bring a friend, bring a truck it’ll fit on. Cash and a firm handshake preferred.
$150. Local pickup only. Let’s make this quick and painless for both of us.